This shirt has been court-ordered to keep a 500-foot distance from schools and playgrounds! Featuring everyone’s favorite inappropriately unfiltered old man, this tee brings the kind of humor that is required to be registered in a database. Perfect for those who love edgy laughs.
Wear it to family gatherings, poker nights, or anywhere that doesn’t have a “school zone” sign nearby.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter — and suspicious side-eyes.
Features:
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Premium heavy cotton for a comfy, classic fit
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Smooth, high-quality fabric for sharp, vivid graphics
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No side seams = no itchy distractions
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Shoulder taping that keeps it looking crisp
Disclaimer:
The White version may come off slightly off-white… kind of like your sense of humor.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| Weight | N/A |
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